Miley Cyrus Takes A Stand Against Clothes At MTV VMAs

We think Miley Cyrus must have been taking some sort of one woman stand against clothes at last night’s VMAs.

We bet her Gran was fuming when she realised her chandelier was missing.Copyright: [Getty]

Seemingly taking inspiration from Jodie Marsh circa 2003, the star turned up on the red carpet rocking some sort of spaceman lederhosen minus the shirt:

The rear view. Copyright: [Getty]

The look was put together by Versace who must be cutting costs judging by the amount of material they put aside.

And the nudity didn’t end there, people.

Yep, with scant regard for the chilly weather of late (tbf, the VMAs were in LA), the pop star wore an array of flesh-flashing get ups designed especially for the event.

So without further ado, here are ALL the outfits guaranteed to make your eyes pop this miserable Bank Holiday Monday.

Miles must have had to get some interesting undies for this one:

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Credit to her waxer where it’s due:

Ouch. Copyright: [Getty]

Standard bra with lips:

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But our favourite has to be the ‘Smarties stuck in cling film’ look:

We dread to imagine the audience’s view. Copyright: [Getty]

Miley had to wear sunglasses to protect herself from it’s awesomeness.

One thing is definitely for sure, Miley’s most certainly been keeping up the yoga.

However, to be fair to the artist formerly known as Hannah Montana, she did find some trousers for a portion of her hosting duties:

Jodie called, she wants her belts back. Copyright: [Getty]

Pinata-chic. Copyright: [Getty]

Why fly the flag when you can wear it? Copyright: [Getty]

Disco Yetty. Copyright: [Getty]

And, for her finale performance Miley’s opted for this demure cut out leotard:

It’s looking at us and we’re not sure we like it. Copyright: [Getty]

Well, what did you expect? She’s just Miley being Miley.