Missouri Republicans Just Supplied Your Daily Dose of Election Ratf*cking

Photo credit: Handout via The Kansas City Star
Photo credit: Handout via The Kansas City Star

From Esquire

Welcome back to our new fall hit series, What's All This Shit, Anyway? Our episode begins today in Missouri, where shenanigans are underway. From The Kansas City Star:

The Missouri Republican Party sent mailers to 10,000 voters across the state with false information about when their absentee ballots are due, the party’s executive director acknowledged Friday. Ray Bozarth said the incorrect information was printed on postcards as the result of a miscommunication between the party and its vendor, which he declined to name. Bozarth also did not say how the miscommunication occurred. A photo of the mailer provided to the Star shows a red bar across the top that says “urgent notice” in all capital letters and encourages voters to return their mail-in ballots “today.”

It also says, ballots must be returned by 5 p.m. on Tuesday, Oct. 30, which is not the case. Ballots are due on election day, Nov. 6, and requests for mail-in ballots aren’t due until Wednesday, Oct. 31. Bozarth said the ballots were sent to likely Republican voters as part of the party’s get-out-the-vote efforts and that they would receive new mailers with corrected information “very soon.”

How long is a Very Soon? Are we talking Central Standard Time, Central Daylight Time, or Republican Election Time? RET is an experimental measure of time that extends from now until the Twelfth of Never.

Photo credit: MANDEL NGAN - Getty Images
Photo credit: MANDEL NGAN - Getty Images

Of course, the whole thing is accidental.

Voters who receive mailers and believe incorrectly that the deadline to vote absentee has passed could miss out on the opportunity. Asked if he was concerned some voters might not vote as a result of the confusion, he said he was “very confident in the Missouri Republican Party’s get-out-the-vote effort.” Bozarth said the party had made Missouri Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft’s office aware of the mistake. He said the party had heard from “maybe one or two people.” He said the party, in turn, directed them to information on the secretary of state’s website and a voter turnout webpage run by the Republican National Committee.

Which, of course, will not result in your receiving fundraising spam from the RNC, which is actively trying to keep you from voting, from now until Doomsday, RET. If there were anything untoward about this, I'm sure the state's attorney general would be right on the case-if only he weren't, you know, running for the Senate.

This is your democracy, etc.



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