Serve Up These Hot Cross Puns for All Your Easter Funnies
If you carrot all about having a fun gathering on April 9, you'll have a few Easter jokes up your sleeve to get every-bunny from the kids to the adults (and, okay, not the teens) dyeing with laughter. That’s why we’re so hoppy you’ve found this post—because if there’s one thing we love more than clever egg hunt ideas, it’s a good recipe for Easter ham. And we’re really hamming it up with these funny Easter puns and one-liners.
We’ve got every kind of Easter pun you might be looking for, from bunny puns to chick puns. But omelettin’ you know one thing right now: A lot of these puns about eggs. (Honestly, what did you eggs-pect?)
Beyond the dinner table, these silly puns also make cute Happy Easter wishes to write in cards or notes tucked into Easter baskets. And if you post one as your Easter Instagram caption, all your Peeps will comment that you’re so good at cracking yolks—though a few might groan, “An oeuf!” (We’ll give you a second to pull out your French dictionary from high school so you can fully appreciate that one.)
You think you can do better? We’re all ears. Hop to the comments to share your Easter funnies.
Easter's tomorrow. If you want to do an egg hunt, it's do or dye.
Happy Easter to my peeps!
Ears to a great Easter.
Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
Sending you warm Easter wishes… by hare-mail!
Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
Don't be a basket case!
This meal is to dye for.
Hot cross pun, anyone?
Gotta a question about Easter? Just basket.
Wow, you've got a lot of Easter dinner leftovers. You must have really hammed it up.
Chocolate may be your favorite Easter candy, but all we are saying is give Peeps a chance.
Hip hop, and you don't stop.
"Rabbit" said the frog when he saw the Easter Bunny.
We're one big hoppy family!
Waiter, there's a hare in my soup.
That's neither hare nor there.
Some bunny loves you very much.
Hope it's a 24-carrot day!
Don't worry, be hoppy.
I carrot believe it's Easter.
An Easter bonnet can tame a wild hare.
Hey there, hop stuff.
I'm all ears today.
I have so many egg puns, it’s not bunny.
Hey there, hop stuff.
I just don’t carrot all.
There's just no bunny like you.
I'd hop to the moon and back for you.
Some bunny needs a mimosa.
Having a good hare day.
More chocolate eggs, please. I don't have an oeuf.
What's your eggs-pert opinion?
Here's one for your Easter reading list: Great Eggs-pectations by Charles Chickens
How does the Easter bunny leave? He makes an eggs-it.
No poaching allowed before Easter egg hunting season!
Peeps, don't forget to study for your spring eggs-ams.
Have yourself an egg-cellent day!
Don't crack a joke! It's Easter.
Yolk gotta be kidding.
We need to eggs-ercise after all this chocolate.
Don't get it scrambled!
Tell me an Easter yolk.
Just absolutely egg-static.
I've been dyeing to color Easter eggs!
Are you egg-noring me?
Omelettin’ this slide.
This one's a good egg.
You're one egg-ceptional friend!
I'm eggs-tremely ready for this egg hunt.
Don’t yolk with me.
That's all, yolks.
We eggs-pect this Easter will be lots of fun.
These Easter puns are im-peck-able.
You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel clucky?
"Why did your mom call on Easter?" "She was just chicken on me."
For peep's sake!
Just one cool chick.
We're like two peeps in a pod.
Chick me out!
Pickin' up chicks.
Fresh outta clucks.
No fowl language around the eggs!
The plot chickens...
We're working around the cluck to get ready for Easter.
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