The Most Profound ’Shower Thoughts’ On Reddit This Week
The shower isn’t just a place to sing. Separated from our cellphones, standing under running water often allows people’s minds to run free.
Reddit has an entire “Shower Thoughts” subreddit dedicated to “the miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.” In honor of those weird, wonderful and sometimes profound musings, here are some of the best posts from the last week:
We joke that birdsong is just a pretty way of birds shouting at each other for sex, but really that's all most of our pop music is anyway. from Showerthoughts
Kids today recognize Mr. Potato Head as a character from Toy Story, rather than as an independent toy. from Showerthoughts
As a child going to your room is a punishment, as a teenager you rarely leave it, and as an adult it’s is a luxury for spare time and precious sleep from Showerthoughts
There are some people out there who’s thumbs have probably traveled more miles through scrolling on their phone than their feet have actually walked. from Showerthoughts
It'll be difficult to meet someone who likes staying at home as much as you since they're often at home from Showerthoughts
There’s 3 different choices your brain makes when you look at a pane of glass. Through it, at it, and the reflection. from Showerthoughts
Belts must be one of the dirtiest articles of clothing we wear on a daily basis. They are the first thing we touch after using the toilet and are rarely, if ever, washed. from Showerthoughts
Dunder Miflin is probably the most known paper company, even as a fictional company. from Showerthoughts
Set realistic goals, you are told to be ambitious. Set ambitious goals, you are told to be realistic. from Showerthoughts
Owning coastal property for the next 50 years is going to be one hell of a gamble. from Showerthoughts
Garlic actually makes a lot of sense as a Vampire deterrent because it is known to kill parasites and other life forms that "feed off the host" from Showerthoughts
The real MVPs are the parents who have children with birthdays in late December but still separate birthday presents and holiday gifts. from Showerthoughts
True friendship is when you un-floop your dogs ears, so they don’t have to shake their heads. from Showerthoughts
In 10-15 years gamer dads will join the sports dads who "could've gone pro if it werent for......." from Showerthoughts
If the Simpsons stay on the air while self-driving cars continue to evolve, the day will come when Maggie has as much control at the wheel as Marge from Showerthoughts
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