The Most Unhinged Facts From ‘The Bachelorette’ Contestant Bios
Charity Lawson’s season of The Bachelorette is incoming, and ABC just released the contestant bios. And, friends, they are....absolutely wild. Like, take the normal Bachelor/Bachelorette bio vibes, amplify them by a derangement factor of 10, and that’s what we’re dealing with here. On that note, here are some of the most amusing “facts” Charity’s fleet of boyfriends felt compelled to reveal during their interviews.
Brayden loves a good cigar lounge.
Caleb A. has a pet salamander that he refuses to name until the right one fits.
Dotun would love to be the head of the CIA.
James knows enough French to get himself in trouble.
John listens to sad pop music at the gym.
John Henry prefers ornamental grasses over flowers.
John Henry has only seen 20 movies—in his whole life.
Kaleb K. is personally offended by mayonnaise.
Michael collects cologne.
Michael can’t date you if you like mushrooms on your pizza.
Nick’s favorite local eatery is Walmart.
Peter is addicted to ChapStick.
Sean likes to dip his chocolate chip cookies in whole milk.
Spencer likes to read Jack Kerouac novels.
Tanner loves giving high-fives!
Taylor follows the Renaissance Periodization diet—it’s all about macros, baby.
Welp. Obviously a lot to process here but my first right-off-the-bat thoughts? Worried Spencer is my college boyfriend in disguise, concerned Peter is potentially consuming ChapStick as food and deeply worried about John Henry due to the fact that he’s only seen 20 movies in his entire life.
Good luck, Charity! We will be praying for you!!!
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