Mueller report sends a shocked internet into a hilarious frenzy
It's finally Mueller Time and no one knows what the fuck is happening.
Special counsel Robert Mueller finally delivered his report to Attorney General William Barr on Friday. The report investigates Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election and has been a point of contention in Trump's two-year-long term.
As soon as news broke late Friday afternoon, Twitter users went into full meltdown mode and began sharing their hot takes.
This is gonna be like when the INSTALLING bar hits 100% and you think something done installing and then a NEW bar shows up that says UPDATING
— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) March 22, 2019
wheres the doc. are they scanning it. mueller doesnt know how to make a pdf or what
— dual wielding metal detectors (@fart) March 22, 2019
God it must feel so good for Mueller to close all those browser tabs.
— Evie Nagy (@EvieN) March 22, 2019
God it must feel so good for Mueller to close all those browser tabs.
— Evie Nagy (@EvieN) March 22, 2019
Mueller is changing all the punctuation in his report to size 14 font rn
— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) March 22, 2019
Mueller: "so I wrote a thing"
— The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) March 22, 2019
robert mueller renaming a huge .jpg "mueller_report.docx" and pretending its a corrupt file so he has the rest of the weekend to work on it
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) March 22, 2019
SpecialCouncilInvestigationReportFinal(3)FINALupdateFINAL.docx
— Rob Flaherty (@Rob_Flaherty) March 22, 2019
The Mueller Report
I didn’t fuck my cat
(1/2847)— Caroline Moss (@CarolineMoss) March 22, 2019
5pm on a friday - robert mueller remains a messy bitch who lives for drama
— David Mack (@davidmackau) March 22, 2019
Liveshot of Mueller right now: pic.twitter.com/WC9mAyrutY
— Daniel Strauss (@DanielStrauss4) March 22, 2019
Oooh Mueller report just dropped! pic.twitter.com/4QX6EvItBn
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) March 22, 2019
While we'd all love to see what's inside the report, don't get your hopes up. Mueller's report will not be released to the public, at least immediately. Barr, however, is slated to submit a summary of the report to Congress.
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