20 People Who I Am 100% Positive Regret Literally Every Single Choice They Made This Week
If you had yourself a bad, no good, terrible week, just remember...
1. The person who was seconds away from being devoured by an escalator:
2. The person who is faced with Schrödinger's can:
3. The person whose car should be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees:
4. The person who gave their AirPod a nice, cool, fresh coat of paint:
5. The person who likes their bacon extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra crispy:
6. The person who just grew the world's saddest watermelon:
7. The person who is gonna be eating some good old-fashioned, deep-fried floor tonight:
8. The person who was kind enough to share their bowl of jam with some friendly bees:
9. The person who is probably about to live a real-world "mission impossible":
10. The person who had a peacock invade their dang domicile:
11. The person who will now be covered in cornstarch for the rest of their human days:
12. The person who is about to learn the true meaning of desperation:
13. The person who received this monstrosity:
Ordered some gummy bears in the mail and this is what I got. Wondering if I should still try to eat it or not. from mildlyinfuriating
14. Ol' Tiny Gloves:
15. The person who ordered their pizza scrambled:
16. The person whose fridge door woke up one day and said "No more":
17. The person whose dishwasher-safe water bottle now belongs in a modern-art museum:
18. The person who somehow drove like this:
I don't know what I hit or ran over, if anything, but two of my tires just exploded. By the time I pulled over one was long gone. from Wellthatsucks
19. The person who is now extremely itchy:
A mosquito bite in my poison ivy rash. Could there be a more terrible combo?!?! Ahh!! from Wellthatsucks
20. And the person who is about to engage in a battle of epic proportions:
The person who stole my AirPods off my flight is staying in a hotel two blocks away from me. from mildlyinfuriating
It's on.
H/T: r/Wellthatsucks and r/mildlyinfuriating.