Jan. 27—THIS WEEK'S WINNERS
"Geology usually doesn't work this fast, class. Don't get too close — it's still hot."
"How do we know it's not just sleeping?"
FRANCES L. CHAVEZ
"Star light, star bright, please make this dinosaur come to life, so that we may make this world right."
"Students, your lesson today is on term limits. Here is what Congress becomes when we don't have them: red, white, and very gray with big teeth."
Jimmy explains why Tyrannosaurus mcraensis should be allowed on the ballot for class president.
"Do you think the teacher will believe us if we tell her a dinosaur ate our homework?"
"I wanna pet the dragon."
"I'd like to work here someday, but I guess it would only be a skeleton crew."
"But Miss Gibbs, he really did eat my homework. Look, you can see him chewing it."
JOE ALEXANIAN II
"No, I'm not their teacher. She's in the museum coffee shop. She offered me $50 if I would take her class around. I'm actually learning quite a bit from them."
"Teacher, teacher, Jimmy said they had racing stripes 'cause they race around eating people."
"Look at his teeth. Do you think he lets his mom brush them?"
"I am glad they brought us here instead of to the state legislators meeting."
NEXT WEEK'S CHALLENGE
"That's what the majority party does here at the Roundhouse all session long."
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