43 Breakups, Each In Six Words Or Less

Recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to share their reasoning for a breakup and describe it in six words or less. It's safe to say breakups, in general, can be emotional.

20th Century Fox Television

Here were the results:

1."He broke up with me."

—doofenshmirtzevilinc

TNT

Lol. Okay, I'm gonna need a little more than that (that response gave me a good laugh though, so thank you). Let's try some more specific entries:

2."His favorite 'vegetable' was zucchini bread."

—v_zerda

3."Never made me feel worthwhile."

—anewfan2018

4."I found his recent wedding photos."

—arflurer87

Warner Bros.

5."Twelve days in hospital. Two visits."

—denmom

6."He couldn't love a mom."

—daneeinglis

7."He went abroad and got married."

—relentlesssuffering

Hollywood Pictures

8."I was the other woman."

—whywastetimesaylotword

9."I realized I was being groomed."

—tviha

10."He called my grandmother a c*nt."

—sarahadams2

TSN

11."He wanted babies. I did not."

—zameralitessa

12."Aged 50, wasn't looking for 'commitment.'"

—chrissym4a7f6b91d

13."Loved soccer more than our relationship."

—danau2

BBC

14."He was a narcissistic serial cheater."

—carolyntait4

15."The neglect was killing me."

—bcofuimhere

16."Cheese crumbs. The proclaimers. Valentines breakdance."

—thatonedoodlebug

Netflix

17."I was his back-up plan."

—ellave

18."He chose crime over us."

—krystalpaul

19."Slept with my roommate...a lot."

—ashleydagenais

NBC

20."He spat on the pavement."

—succinylcholine

21."Internalized homophobia and rude Christian parents."

—crewgirlat221b

22."His slobbiness ruined our home."

—mamabutkins

ABC

23."He wasn’t the one."

—nycgirl2014

24."He ignored me around his friends."

—hollyb31

25."Him or the cat. Cat won."

—ashleybradshaw66

Universal Pictures

26."MAGA, then Q Anon."

—momsequitur

27."Demanded constant head. Refused to reciprocate."

—kellyd905

28."I just wanted to be single."

—holtpai000

NBC

29."He couldn't handle long distance."

—violetgate

30."He refused to support my dreams."

—tms2109

31."Nothing was more important than him."

—cornellyyyy

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

32."He chose Catholicism over queer acceptance."

—cgpappas12

33."He never respected the real me."

—ciaraannlouisew

34."Should I buy you a present?"

—huntingwizardcompanion

TBS

35."He wanted kids. I didn’t."

—alltherain

36."I grew up. He didn't."

—skipnees

37."Gave me nasal spray for Valentine's."

—gstaplesburton

Playhouse Disney

38."Polyamory. (Don't do it.)"

—tracylefrancis

39."Didn't want to be his mother."

—lilyc9

40."He collected his nail clippings. 💅"

—hannahsolo

New Line Cinema

41."He got bored."

—s463b03bd4

42."Shat himself at Valentine’s Day dinner."

—natfish88

43."He proposed. I thought, 'Oh no.'"

—loganm49aa852a1

NBC

Feel free to share your breakup in six words or less in the comments below!