'Please tell me that's not your penis' is the TV cliffhanger cracking up Twitter
Look, we're not accustomed to New Zealand's TV scene, but the cliffhanger ending to an episode of the country's biggest (and possibly only) soap opera Shortland Street makes us wish we were.
Let's set the scene: Two teenagers enter a home, hoping to do what teens do when there's an empty house. The only problem is the boy's dad is there, and he knows all about what's about to go down.
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We'd explain the rest, but it's better if you just watch it.
With the crescendo of drums at the ending, New Zealanders (and now the world) have been gripped by this epic cliffhanger on Friday.
Is it the boy's penis on the tablet? What if it is? If not his, whose? So many questions. But one thing's for sure, New Zealand television has reached incredible new highs.
@chuckthomasuk @falconermusic This is coming over here to the US on Netflix, right? I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
— Scott (@crookedcrosses_) February 13, 2017
@davidfarrier @YouTube so was it his penis or not? I can't stand cliffhangers
— Ian Witham (@amuletofyendor) February 13, 2017
great now i have to watch shortland street tonight to see if it really was his penis. this is how they bait your into watching.
— chris n stuff (@LostInSedation) February 13, 2017
"Please tell me that is not your PENIS"
BEST BLOODY LINE OF THE YEAR #ShortlandStreet— Jess McK-W (@JessicaFreeth_) February 11, 2017
New Zealand's biggest (only?) soap opera really hit a new high tonight. Amazing. https://t.co/FQuGR08cEu via @YouTube
— Carter Nixon (@CarterNixon) February 13, 2017
I just want to see which former All Black has a cameo on Shortland Street tonight playing the role of "the penis".
— That Gary Dooley (@NaturalGaz) February 13, 2017
Breaking Bad, eat your heart out.