This Is Probably The Best Valentine’s Day Present Yet

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Who doesn’t need a minion mankini in their life? [Photo: Etsy/karsona11]

Still struggling to find the perfect Valentine’s Day pressie for that special someone in your life? The search stops here! Yep, what he (and you!) really needs in his life is a crocheted Minion mankini.

Personal and practical, the handmade knitted thong type contraption features a yellow minion design, which is attached to his, er, thingy, using crocheted ties.

The Etsy shop that makes the unusual pressie doesn’t offer up too much information, besides that the thong is made from an acrylic yarn and that it’s “suitable for both personal use [or] as a gift.”

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Star Wars fan? The unusual gift comes in other designs [Photos: Etsy/karsona11]

Prices range from $20-$24 (around £13-£16) depending on, *coughs*, size, and should minions not float your boat there are other similar designs to choose from including dolphins, bees, and for the Star Wars fans amongst us, darth vadar and yoda.

Feeling left out? Fret not, because the makers also do a female version, which leaves just as little to the imagination.

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And for the lady? A minion thong! [Photo: Etsy/karsona11]

His and Hers minion thongs? Just what you never knew you needed.

We’ll never be able to look at Kevin, Stuart et al in the same way ever again!

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