Which Cincinnati Bengals player are you? Take the quiz to find out

If you haven't pondered the question before, you sure have now. Which Cincinnati Bengals player do you have the most in common with? Or, if you were reincarnated as a Bengal, which one would you be? Or, if you want to look at it in a super-weird way, which Cincinnati Bengal is your soul mate? ❤️ How sweet.

Well, ponder no more. Take our personality test (above, or here) to find out once and for all. While we do sarcastically stand by the 100% accuracy of the results of this test, feel free to take it multiple times to see if you can land your favorite player (or coach?).

That brings us to our completely unnecessary SPOILER ALERT. Below, you'll find the list of the possible results. See if you can figure out the correct path to get your guy. Or, you know, don't. Just enjoy the ride. It's football season!

Cincinnati Bengals personality profiles

Joe Burrow - The Leader

You. Make. Magic. Happen. You are the engine of the machine. You take all the pieces given to you and make them shine. You are the fearless leader. You're pretty cool, too.

Ja'Marr Chase - The Flashy One

You are the Chosen 1. You make the impossible possible. When your team is in trouble, just throw it up in the air and you'll find a way to make a play. You are a natural-born talent. The best is yet to come.

Joe Mixon - The Muscle

You are the muscle, the hammer. If there is a will, there's a way through the hole. You know how to keep 'em guessing. You also know how to celebrate in style. And celebrate, you will.

Evan McPherson - The Finisher

When the game is on the line, everyone is counting on your cool head and bang-on accuracy. You are at your most confident when under intense pressure. You put everyone around you at ease. You got this.

Jessie Bates - The Defender

You are the protector, the defender. You look after your people, protect the lead, protect The Jungle. It kinda seems like you're everywhere all at once. You know what people are going to do before they do it. You win championships.

Zac Taylor - The Boss

Oops, you're such a boss that you broke our Bengals PLAYER quiz ... Well, your playing days might be over, but that would never keep you off the field. You believe that hard work always pays off in the end. Everyone comes to you with their problems, and you're ready for it. You dole out Mr. Miyagi wisdom daily.

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