Ranking The Fashion From The “Gossip Girl” Reboot Episode 3, From "Burn This" To "Take My Money Now"
Welcome back, Upper East Siders! Can you believe this is my third week ranking all the fashion from the Gossip Girl reboot??? Time sure flies when you're throwing shade!
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Let's not waste any time and begin to cast stern judgment on all the looks from Episode 3, "Lies Wide Shut."
18.Wendy's oversized turtleneck blouse.
As the morals of these teachers steadily decline, apparently so does their fashion sense. While the pattern of this blouse is super cute, I can't stand that it doesn't fit her. The turtleneck portion makes it look like her head is resting on a cupcake liner. Thank you, NEXT!
17.Kate, Jordan, and Reema's drab faculty meeting looks.
While I do appreciate the subtle gray matching between Jordan and Kate, I just can't get into these outfits. I mean, you work in MANHATTAN!! Please dress accordingly.
16.Julien and Audrey's ~interesting~ take on the Constance uniforms.
We're back to the biker shorts, ladies and gentlemen! A piece of clothing I never needed to see again, tbh. And, while I have stated my love for oversized clothing, this vest over dress looks like Audrey is being swallowed by the fabric. Yikes.
15.Zoya cozy-at-home fit.
I love a good cropped sweater and high waisted jeans moment. A true classic.
14.Julien's sample little white dress.
Sure, she was rocking this look when she was being rejected again and again and again, but at least she looked good during it!
13.Zoya's little black dress.
Our favorite sisters were definitely on the same wave length this episode because Zoya was rocking this cute look while being rejected by both her peers and Obie. Why can't Z just be happy?!
12.Audrey's extra buttoned pants.
I love that the buttons add a subtle flair to the whole look. Plus, I'm a sucker for brass-looking buttons.
11.Max's pinstriped uniform blazer.
Strangely enough, this was not Max's only pinstripe look, which I was living for!! I can't express enough how much I love the expansion of the Constance uniforms. And they just keep getting better by the episode!
10.Luna's denim dressed jacket.
The distress in this jacket is so subtle, but it works so well! Luna constantly toes the line between elegant and casual in a way that I can't get enough of!!
9.Zoya's plaid wool overcoat.
While I'm someone who can't even stand near wool because I'll start sweating profusely, I do love the pattern on this jacket and the fact that it's oversized!!
8.Monet's Clueless-esque uniform.
I could totally see Dionne rocking this letterman jacket and high waisted pin stripe skirt combo. Plus, her beret makes her scowl look adorable.
7.Monet's bad-bitch-in-business uniform and Luna's softly sweet uniform.
Did you see that Louis Vuitton heart-shaped bag?!? It's such an iconic accessory and no one can tell me otherwise. And Luna radiates such a kind and caring energy in that white knit sweater, which is deceptive and hilarious.
6.Julien's nude colored theater dress.
She honestly looks like she just walked off the runway in this look!! Paired with the long dark trench coat hanging from her shoulders, you could hang this moment in a museum.
5.Max's colorblock Constance letterman jacket.
I don't know why this episode consisted of so many amazing jacket moments, but I'm not going to start complaining! I would buy this jacket immediately if the show ever decided to start selling them. (Hint, hint!!!)
4.Luna's turtleneck fringe sweater.
It's interesting that this knit sweater is similar to another she wore in this episode, but this one places above the other because of the unnecessary and dramatic fringe on the hem. Why is the fringe only in two places? I have no idea, but I love it!!
3.Max's banana colored pinstripe suit.
I love that Max wore this suit in solidarity with his father. It was such an unexpectedly sweet moment from a character that can be pretty cunning and cold. Plus, I love that the men are finally stepping up their fashion game!! But, unfortunately, there was another man who completely knocked it out of the park this week and I think we all know who I'm talking about...
2.Gideon's over-the-top and iconic theater look.
I can't overstate how much I loved this outfit from the SECOND Gideon walked on screen. Is the outfit comfortable? No. Is it appropriate for a casual night out at the theater? Not really. Do I love this more than any look I've seen on a man so far? ABSOLUTELY!! More of this, please and thank you!
1.And finally, Julien's "cast aside" catsuit.
My mouth physically dropped when the camera revealed how high the sheer material went. This look is bold, daring, and perfect for forgetting your tragic breakup. 10s across the board!!
That's all for this week, folks! Please join me next week as we continue to decide whose looks are hot and whose are absolutely not. Byeeeeeeee!
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