Reasonable conspiracy theory claims that Katy Perry is JonBénet Ramsey

Heather Dockray
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Everyone thought JonBénet Ramsey was dead — but one random man on YouTube begs to differ.

In a video, published in 2014 but gone viral in the past 24 hours, YouTuber Dave Johnson poses a powerful theory. Pop sensation Katy Perry isn't who you think she is, Johnson claims. She's actually just the adult version of the infamous, presumably dead, child model.

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Oh, okay.

Johnson claims that Ramsey's parents staged her death so that she could grow up to become a star. Why they'd need to do that, or how that was even possible, is completely irrelevant. If you don't have faith in Johnson's theory, your fate is sealed n doomed.

"JonBénet Ramsey became Katy Perry. That’s a fact,” Johnson continued. “So if any of you continue to lie about this person dying, you are a false witness to murder. That’s a fact."

Johnson grounds his theory in several very subtle pieces of evidence:

  • The family's faces appear to be the same (just look at the mashup)

  • There was a strong financial motive involved

  • Anyone who disagrees with him is a "false death liar" who is going to "burn... for it."

Katy Perry (or JonBénet?) seems to have already responded to the accusation in her song "Dark Horse (Remix)": "No worry about where I'm from, Just know one thing: I'M AMAZING!"