Rep. Lauren Boebert Says She Wrote A Book And Twitter Users Are Absolutely Baffled
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Conspiracy theorist Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) announced on Wednesday that she has a book coming out this summer.
Critics of the far-right lawmaker were immediately left wondering what, exactly, would be in it.
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) has a new book coming out and critics have questions. (Photo: Evelyn Hockstei/Pool via Getty Images)
Boebert’s Twitter feed is a library of errors and typos, including a call to “imeach” President Joe Biden and an attack on “Micky” Mouse.
Her public appearances have been just as mystifying, like when she called Biden “Prince John from ... uhhhh ... Prince John.” In another instance, her staff got the name of her state wrong.
She’s also botched basic civics.
Given that history and more ― including her and her husband’s legal troubles over the years ― critics chimed in with more than a few questions:
The book is four pages long; written in crayon; and has 238 spelling errors despite only having 16 words. https://t.co/kBZMxjit8P
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) May 4, 2022
Will the book include your history of arrests @laurenboebert@RepBoebert? https://t.co/84EthTeY9B
— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) May 4, 2022
I can't wait to read all about your arrests and your husband's flashing of his penis to under age girls.
Will you sign it for me?— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) May 4, 2022
Are the crayons provided, or do we have to bring our own?
How many white crayons will I need to properly represent your 'story'?
Can we color your gunz any color we want, or are they already filled with with gunmetal gray and black?
Current hair color or Explore Talent shade? https://t.co/CSNKRpI2WV— Schrödinger's Zen...(or Roger) (@RWNJ_) May 4, 2022
Spoiler alert: it’s a coloring book and everything’s spelled wrong https://t.co/WnpbVwgmKA
— Abraham Drinkin 🥃 (@LincolnBDrinkin) May 4, 2022
Omg, this should be hilarious. Thanks Lauren. pic.twitter.com/sruPnxH4XN
— Natasha💫BeTheChange (@natashablue22) May 4, 2022
Does it include this? #NeverForget: U.S. House members who voted against holding Putin accountable for his war crimes against Ukraine:
🔴 Lauren Boebert
🔴 Matt Gaetz
🔴 Marjorie Taylor Greene
🔴 Andy Biggs
🔴 Thomas Massie
🔴 Dan Bishop
🔴 Glen Grothman
🔴 Chip Royt— Lara reads banned books in Florida (@MadeInTheUSANJ) May 4, 2022
Thank you so much, Bobo! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life until I read the comments to this announcement. This is the best free comedy entertainment I’ve had in a long time! 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/xsB7Rz8bUR
— Crazy Times & Crazy Wines (@swankywineguru) May 4, 2022
It can be summed up in less than 60 seconds: pic.twitter.com/dMHsC5RDbR
— Eaton Beever (@RenMan00) May 4, 2022
ROFL. You can write? Did you use crayon? Who helped you with the big words -- over four letters. Does hubby show his junk in it? Does it include details of your insurrection participation? https://t.co/Ul0kac0TB5
— Miles Tones (@1CrazyOldFool) May 4, 2022
I'm 100% sure you didn't write this book and I expect to see it at the dollar store within the year.
— Julie Gold (@michalski_julie) May 4, 2022
This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.
