The Rush: Padres sign Manny Machado as Kardashians cut Tristan Thompson

Manny Machado signs a shocking 10 year, $300 million contract with the San Diego Padres (a level of wealth that Tristan Thompson will likely never achieve now that Khloe Kardashian ended their relationship), the AAF needed a $250 million loan from Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon to make payroll last week, seats for tonight’s Duke v UNC game are going for as much as $10,000, and Italian soccer club Pro Piacenza is in dire financial straits less than a year after being sold for one euro.