Your Sex Horoscope for the Weekend

Jake Register
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Your sexoscope for the week of May 24 to May 30:

Aries

If you’re single AF:

It’s a good night to go out-the Aquarius Moon feels über social and you’re in the mood to flirt! If someone sexy catches your eye, Gemini season’s energy helps you get their number and finesse a first date (or a ride home with them) without a problem!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Your friends won’t stop hitting you up to go out! You can’t say no to a good time, so it looks like you’re partying with the girls! Seeing your boo isn’t on your agenda until Monday, but they make up for lost time by sweeping you off your feet with a fantastic lay you can’t stop thinking about all week long!

If you’ve been in love forever:

You’re feeling social under the Aquarius Moon this weekend-taking your boo on a double date with your bestie and their partner is a great use of this energy! An A+ double date with your boo reminds you that this relationship is really the f*cking best. If you haven’t talked about moving in (or an equally major topic), this week is perfect to start that conversation!

Taurus

If you’re single AF:

Venus, planet of love, is living it up in your sign all week long! You don’t have much luck in love this weekend, but on Monday, Venus and Jupiter mingle and drop someone special into your life! Take ‘em for a ride (or just get their number) and you won’t regret it-there’s major chemistry here!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You're not playing games this weekend–you wanna straight up ask if they’re down to date you. Venus in your sign means you’re totally in the mood for sex-and commitment, too, so starting the “what are we?” talk is easy this week.

If you’ve been in love forever:

You currently have amorous Venus in your sign, so date night feels romantic AF this weekend, and the sex afterwards really hits the spot! Also, Venus and the N Node interact this week, activating your chart’s communication zone-what big topics are you planning to bring up? If you’re thinking about getting hitched, this week is the time to shoot your shot!

Gemini

If you’re single AF:

Happy birth month, Gemini! Friday’s Aquarius Moon has you feeling optimistic and confident, and you’re totally in the mood to try something (or someone) new! Go someplace other than your normal hangout spot for your bday festivities and you won’t be disappointed by the huge selection of new potential playthings. Mercury, planet of communication, is in your sign, so stringing together the perfect pickup line or flirting with that snacc at the bar is a breeze.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You don’t have any major drama happening this weekend, but the Aquarius Moon is perfect for stepping out with your squad to party it up-emphasis on squad, because your boo doesn’t show. You’re not getting ghosted, it was just a (probably) honest mistake on their end! After talking it out this week, everything’s fine, but you’re definitely more aware of all of the feels you have for this special someone!

If you’ve been in love forever:

If your birthday's this weekend and your partner forgets (Gemini season can make everyone a little more scatterbrained), you are PISSED. But if not, your relationship is more fun than ever, thanks to all the positive energy radiating through your sign.

Cancer

If you’re single AF:

It’s hard to get out of your shell and feel noticed by anyone this weekend. Gemini season sometimes makes you feel invisible, and this weekend is deffff one of those times. Don’t get crabby though, because when you’re hanging out with friends this week, you’re introduced to your next crush-or maybe realize that you have feels for one of your friends!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Gemini season’s vibes are social and upbeat for most, but it’s easy for you to feel overwhelmed by the increased chatter and fast tempo, so if you’re not with someone you’re close to, you just want to stay in your own lane. This weekend’s Aquarius Moon brings sexy energy to your horoscope, so if you’re not doing your boo, then you’re just doing you!

If you’ve been together forever:

It’s all too easy to live up to your moody stereotype this weekend with how tense Gemini season makes you feel, and no one is safe from your claws! You’re feeling needier than usual and being with your partner is all you want. Luckily, the Aquarius Moon in your chart’s zone of intimacy is attracting action to your bedroom, so you can bang out your stress all weekend long!

Leo

If you’re single AF:

You’re feeling frisky this weekend under the fun Aquarius Moon, so you’re definitely on the prowl for your next hookup! Whether you find someone to do it with or not, the hot-and-bothered feeling lasts until Memorial Day, which is an awesome time for your love life. Jupiter, planet of luck, in your chart’s romance/sex/fun sector is activated by Venus, which means tons of action for your sign!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

The weekend finds you in a flirty mood, so being with your boo is more fun than ever, but the playful vibe becomes a much deeper on Sunday when the Moon enters watery, emotional Pisces. Sex is more sensual and you’re having deeper conversations with your boo. If you’re trying to turn your situationship into something more serious, Monday’s your lucky day, BTW!

If you’ve been in love forever:

Relationships take a turn for the better for you this weekend, and you and your boo are having a great time together both in and out of bed! If your relationship is due for an upgrade (moving in together, starting a family, etc.), Memorial Day is the best day to start that conversation. Venus’ connection with dreamy Neptune later in the week promotes the romantic side of your relationship, so your conversation likely goes well.

Virgo

If you’re single AF:

Hope you didn’t have any plans for the weekend, because it looks like work is your biggest priority. What are you doing for Memorial Day? Use your day off to go out or do something fun-anything to leave the house-and you might just bump into your next crush! The entire week is great for romance, not so much sex, but hey-if your new special someone sticks around, you’ll have both!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You and your boo have limited contact this weekend because your job is taking up your time, but you feel better than ever once you reunite on Memorial Day! The Aries Moon, starting Tuesday, fires up your sex drive and finds you spending tons of time in bed, but while you’re sharing pillow talk afterwards, someone brings up the “What are we?” question. Don’t freak-just be honest about your feelings and it’ll be fine.

If you’ve been in love forever:

This weekend, you’re a bigger busybody than usual under the Aquarius Moon. Once the Moon enters Pisces on Sunday, everything calms down just in time for you to enjoy Memorial Day with your boo. If you don’t have time to get it in this weekend, don’t worry-the fiery Aries Moon plus Venus’ intimate connection with dreamy Neptune on Thursday means you get lucky before the week ends!

Libra

If you’re single AF:

Friday’s social, flirty Aquarius Moon turns you on and boosts your confidence, so finding your next hookup is a total breeze. Even if you’re off for Memorial Day, expect a busy start to your week without any time to fool around. Luckily, the Aries Moon starting Tuesday, plus Venus in your chart’s intimacy sector means that a midweek hookup is potentially in the stars for you!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You have plenty of time to go on a romantic date or Netflix and chill with your boo this weekend, thanks to the lovely Aquarius Moon! You’re busy with day-to-day stuff on Sunday and Monday, but you keep in touch with your partner as much as possible-even if it’s just sending heart emojis back and forth-and start to realize how much you like them! Even if you don’t determine the relationship this week, know you’re def on the right path!

If you’ve been in love forever:

The Aquarius Moon makes you want to mack on your partner all weekend long! Since your week starts off with a busy, work-oriented Pisces Moon, try to fit as much action as possible and make the most of your time together. Venus in sensual Taurus is making sex feel hotter every day, and on Monday it connects with Jupiter, planet of luck, so you’re practically guaranteed to get lucky!

Scorpio

If you’re single AF:

Although this weekend’s Aquarius Moon feels introverted and makes you want to be a homebody, there’s still a little action going on in your love life-your hookup just has to come to your place! Whether it’s a cutie you met at the bar or your latest Tinder match, you feel a lovely connection with them that leads you to make plans for a round two later in the week.

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re a couch potato this weekend, and the most action you get is a Netflix binge with your boo. You’re feeling more bubbly and awake by Sunday when the Moon enters Pisces, and your new frisky attitude makes you want to climb them like a tree! Venus is lighting up your chart’s relationships zone now, so you have tons of time to have fun with your partner all week long.

If you’ve been in love forever:

This weekend, you want to sleep in and snuggle up to your partner, and spend most of it wearing your comfy clothes and relaxing. Work kills you this week, but every night when you get home your partner is ready to help you relax and feel better-both inside and outside the bedroom-so although you’re super busy, you still get time to spend with them.

Sagittarius

If you’re single AF:

This weekend’s fun Aquarius Moon helps you flirt hardcore and invite that cutie at the bar to have some fun at your place, or at the very least get their number! You’re fine with flings and have a reputation for being commitment-phobic, but you’re unusually interested in being around this person. Your enthusiasm is endearing at first, but don’t go overboard with asking them to hang out or you risk scaring them off!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

If you’re not with your boo this weekend, but you’re texting/calling them as much as possible! As much as you hate letting feelings tie you down, you’re totally into them. You spend the week trying to impress them, showing off in bed to get their attention. This all builds up until Thursday, when Mercury, planet of communication, pushes you to start a conversation and determine the relationship!

If you’ve been in love forever:

Gemini season is all about relationships for your sign, so you and your partner are together all the time now. This week you realize how lucky you are to be with them, and the vibes are super romantic-especially on Monday! The Aries Moon the rest of the week in your chart’s love/sex zone fires up your libido and brings the perfect astro-weather for hot sex and even more fun with them!

Capricorn

If you’re single AF:

You’re able to find love (or a quick fling) right where you least expect it this weekend-at work! A new coworker may end up becoming your next crush with this astro-forecast. You’re instantly attracted to them and introduce yourself by Wednesday, when chatty Mercury and lovely Venus link up. You can instantly tell they’re just as interested as you are!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Surprise! Your boo stops by your work with a gift, or to take you out on your lunch date, or just to say hey this weekend-nothing major, but super sweet. Your week looks more romantic than anything, but Venus is chilling in your chart’s love/sex zone, which means you’re still getting plenty of action despite how full Gemini season makes your schedule.

If you’ve been in love forever:

You’re not a fan of surprises-you love routines for literally everything, including sex, but when your partner shakes things up in the bedroom by pulling out a new sex toy or blindfold, you might surprise yourself by how into it you actually are.

Aquarius

If you’re single AF:

The Moon in your sign this weekend means connecting with new people is easier than ever, so picking up a cutie at the bar is a breeze. If you end up taking anybody home, you’re rewarded with shockingly satisfying sex. You can’t resist wanting to go for a second round, so get your hookup’s number for later. If you’ve been looking for a FWB situation, this is the perfect playmate!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

Gemini season’s energy is great for your love life, and the increased energy and enthusiasm it gives you is great for showing off in bed and having romantic moments with your boo. As much fun as you’re having, you’re a fixed sign, so flings and situationships really aren’t your thing-especially with Venus in commitment-loving Taurus right now. This week is great to start a conversation and determine that relationship status, if you’re ready.

If you’ve been in love forever:

This week’s astrology supports your love life, especially if you and your boo are living together-if not, you might start that talk this week! All of the planets in Gemini are activating your chart’s love/sex sector, so life in the bedroom is hotter than ever, and Venus’ interaction with expansive Jupiter on Monday urges you to talk about your future together-and both of you feel great about it!

Pisces

If you’re single AF:

Getting out of the house and hanging out with friends this weekend ain’t easy thanks to the Aquarius Moon putting you in a weird funk until Sunday. Luckily, it’s Memorial Day weekend, so you have plenty of time to get into some fun with your next hookup. Even if you have a dry spell this weekend, there’s still a chance to get it in on Thursday, when Venus sends cuties sliding into your DMs, so a good time is only a swipe away!

If you haven’t DTR yet:

You’re not in the best mood this weekend, but by Sunday you’re back to your usual bubbly self, ready to hit up your boo for some fun. Venus, in your chart’s zone of communication, is turned on Monday, so if you’re not fooling around with your boo, you’re at least texting (or sexting) them all day long. Venus is urging you to level up your situationship into something more on Thursday, so don’t be surprised if your partner brings up The Talk with you!

If you’ve been in love forever:

There’s a lot of exciting astrology for your sign’s love life this week! On Monday, expect important conversations around your relationship status. If you’ve been thinking about moving in, getting married, or anything major like that, bring it up-your S.O. is most likely on the same page as you. This leads to smooth sailing all week, and on Thursday, expect some bangin’ sex when sensual Venus in Taurus connects with your chart’s love/sex zone!

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