The Simpsons: Lisa's Imaginary Friend

Lisa gets an imaginary friend who makes her feel much better about her friends. Meanwhile, Homer gets a vehicle with awesome torque.

Video Transcript

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

LISA SIMPSON: For an imaginary friend, you were really keen to get out of the house.

QUILLOUGHBY: Ugh. That small woman was such a bore.

LISA SIMPSON: Oh, Maggie's the baby and she was sleeping.

QUILLOUGHBY: Even she knows it.

This place reminds me of my own hometown. It's dismal and nothing good will ever come from it. Well, almost nothing.

Get out your tickers and tape. Here comes the prat parade.

Facial hair is not a substitute for personality. Two times zero is still zero. Bit early for the apricot brandy, is it not vicar?

LISA SIMPSON: [LAUGHS]