18 Tweets That Accurately Describe Being Single On New Year's Eve
New Year’s Eve is complicated for singles: Sure, you might hit it off with someone at a pal’s party ― but you’re just as likely to end up as the designated photographer for all the couples there. (Don’t forget photo credit on that Insta pic, guys.)
Below, 18 relatable tweets from people who know all about the struggles of being single on New Year’s Eve.
NEW New Year's Eve Tradition: Instead of kissing someone at midnight, find a cool dog to pet
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) December 28, 2016
If you're upset about being single for Christmas, just remember that you'll also be single for New Year's Eve and all of next year as well.
— Steve Dutzy (@SteveDutzy) December 2, 2016
being single during the Xmas and new years feels like some kind of evil curse. what do you mean i don’t get a kiss under the mistletoe or a kiss on new years? 😔
— 🐙 jessa (@jessakiddding) December 2, 2022
being single during the Xmas and new years feels like some kind of evil curse. what do you mean i don’t get a kiss under the mistletoe or a kiss on new years? 😔
— 🐙 jessa (@jessakiddding) December 2, 2022 ">
Maybe if I get myself dressed up for the washing machine repair guy tomorrow, I'll have a date for New Year's Eve.
— ⭐ Lisa ⭐ (@MsLisaM) December 20, 2016
Everyone's kissing somebody this New Year's Eve and I just matched with an Everything Bagel on Tinder... pic.twitter.com/rr2Y7X2qpG
— virgo b*tch (@whatsacoachella) January 1, 2016
New Year's Kisses? Psh. It's all about the single guy high fives!
— Cody Matthew King (@Cody_King2010) December 31, 2013
#NewYearsEveDateRequirements your mom can't pick us up and drop us off.
— baked.in.ny (@propapergirl) December 29, 2016
i've never had a new years kiss, or a mistletoe kiss but i did have a hershey's kiss and it was pretty spectacular
— chapo escobar (@richxhomiewan) January 24, 2015
i've never had a new years kiss, or a mistletoe kiss but i did have a hershey's kiss and it was pretty spectacular
— chapo escobar (@richxhomiewan) January 24, 2015 ">
My boyfriend broke up with me on New Years and honestly I respect the fact he did it right before a party and knowing I had the next day off. Like can you imagine if he did it on a Tuesday?
— Joy Nystrom (@JoyNystrom) January 5, 2022
My boyfriend broke up with me on New Years and honestly I respect the fact he did it right before a party and knowing I had the next day off. Like can you imagine if he did it on a Tuesday?
— Joy Nystrom (@JoyNystrom) January 5, 2022 ">
This one New Year's Eve party, I was the only single person and when the clock struck midnight I didn't know what to do as the couples kissed. So I kissed the owner's cat. It scratched me. Also, I'm allergic to cats. So I bled and sneezed. Moral of the story: don't party tonight.
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) December 31, 2020
This one New Year's Eve party, I was the only single person and when the clock struck midnight I didn't know what to do as the couples kissed. So I kissed the owner's cat. It scratched me. Also, I'm allergic to cats. So I bled and sneezed. Moral of the story: don't party tonight.
— Eugene Lee Yang (@EugeneLeeYang) December 31, 2020 ">
If you go to sleep at 9:00:00 on New Years Eve and sleep for the recommended 8 hours, you’ll wake up on New Year’s Day refreshed and ready to not change a single thing in your life
— Joe Clark (@JoePlays_Golf) December 26, 2017
If you go to sleep at 9:00:00 on New Years Eve and sleep for the recommended 8 hours, you’ll wake up on New Year’s Day refreshed and ready to not change a single thing in your life
— Joe Clark (@JoePlays_Golf) December 26, 2017 ">
I like to yell “NEW YEAR! NEW ME!” When someone sees me eating out of a family size bag of Doritos.
— Lord James Alvarez (@ObscureGent) December 31, 2017
hear me out what if instead of kissing someone at midnight on new years we just all collectively scream
— 𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔢 ♎︎ (@pradahag) December 29, 2021
hear me out what if instead of kissing someone at midnight on new years we just all collectively scream
— 𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔢 ♎︎ (@pradahag) December 29, 2021 ">
being single on #NYEpic.twitter.com/9uHxu67A6U
— rose ☾ (@_velaris) January 1, 2020
being single on #NYEpic.twitter.com/9uHxu67A6U
— rose ☾ (@_velaris) January 1, 2020 ">
who will you be kissing on new year's
— Pizza is Love🍕 (@PlZZAHUB) December 29, 2016
My "don't make love to Victoria's Secret models" resolution is going great so far
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) January 2, 2014
#NewYearsEveDateRequirements Bread. Must be a lot of Bread.
— Chilled Chaos (@ChilledChaos) December 29, 2016
#NewYearsEveDateRequirements Bread. Must be a lot of Bread.
— Chilled Chaos (@ChilledChaos) December 29, 2016 ">
The only thing I'm kissing on New Year's Eve is this year goodbye
— Erin Doney (@erinmgillette) December 28, 2016
