Amazon just massively slashed the prices of smart bidets—save over $1,000, today only

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Treat your bum! This Bio Bidet smart toilet seat is heated! (Photo: Amazon)
Treat your bum! This Bio Bidet smart toilet seat is heated! (Photo: Amazon)

Gone are the early-pandemic days of binge-shopping for toilet tissue, replaced by a burgeoning interest in bidets, long a European fancy but now taking root in the neo-hygienic 50 states.

If you’ve been reluctant to make the transition from paper to water-nozzle cleansing, Amazon’s unreal Deal of the Day on Bio Bidet’s innovative and stylish attachments and toilet seats should be incentive enough to make the upgrade. Prices are up to 67 percent off, today only—and you can save over $1,000! Go green—and go bidet!

Bio Bidet SlimEdge Bidet Attachment

The Bio Bidet SlimEdge attachment is designed for DIY installation. (Photo: Amazon)
The Bio Bidet SlimEdge attachment is designed for DIY installation. (Photo: Amazon)

The simplest and most affordable way to make the transition is with Bio Bidet’s SlimEdge Bidet Attachment, a no-plumber install that attaches to your water supply with a quality brass adapter and braided metal hose. Spray pressure adjusts with a twist of the control knob, and there are even his and hers settings for personalized cleansing.

“Super simple design but packs a powerful punch,” wrote one satisfied Amazon reviewer. “Definitely recommend.” At just $25 (was $59), you can't afford to not, ahem, take the plunge!

Bio Bidet Bliss BB2000 Smart Toilet Seat

Say hello to your new throne. (Photo: Amazon)
Say hello to your new throne. (Photo: Amazon)

Bio Bidet's premier class toilet seat, the Bliss BB2000, is a category-buster, featuring continuous warm water, an oscillating and pulsating cleansing action with bubble infusion and a slow-closing lid for that futuristic, sci-fi touch.

The Clean Surge Rapid Self-Cleaning feature is exclusive to the Bliss series, ensuring a hygiene-forward and customizable cleanse. Yes to heated seat, nightlight, touch-screen remote and motor-driven nozzle for precision accuracy and consistent flow.

“This is the Cadillac of bidet toilet seats,” proclaimed a resolute reviewer. Priced today at a ridiculous $489 versus the typical $1,499 (over $1,000 off!), the Escalade of bidet toilet seats is well within reach.

Bidet Bidet Slim Two Bidet Seat

Upgrade your throne with this smart seat sporting a self-cleaning stainless steel nozzle. (Photo: Amazon)
Upgrade your throne with this smart seat sporting a self-cleaning stainless steel nozzle. (Photo: Amazon)

I have seen the future of personal hygiene and it’s Bio Bidet's Slim Two Bidet Seat, a luxury bathroom upgrade at a very modest price, especially today at only $209 (was $299). We're talking a self-cleaning stainless steel nozzle that delivers a warm water wash, comfortable heated seat and even a soft, glowing night light in lieu of blinding bathroom wattage. A convenient wireless remote controls temperature, pressure and nozzle position.

“Great seat for the price,” enthused a reviewer. “Install was fairly easy and buttons work well. I would highly recommend.”

The reviews quoted above reflect the most recent versions at the time of publication.

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