This Southern Woman Translates Britney Spears' Instagram Captions Into "Southern," And Now I See Them In A Completely Different Light

Britney Spears is currently out here living her best life.

She's finally in control of her money, she's enjoying a glass of wine with her dinner for the first time in over a decade, and she's currently in Hawaii: her favorite place.

Considering how dark the past 13 years have been, it's like watching someone experience the world anew.

But things have gotten unfortunately messy with her sister's "memoir" release.

Jamie Lynn is essentially blabbing her mouth around town, igniting a flame war she never should have started to begin with!

In response to Jamie Lynn's allegations, Britney has been releasing statements of her own on the Notes app.

For those who are new here, Britney has always had a tendency to post really long captions, but she's really doubling down in her responses to Jamie Lynn.

To outsiders, the text can seem like a lot, but to people from the South, it reads differently.

A makeup artist named Kimberly Thomas has gone mega-viral on TikTok lately for translating Britney's captions into "Southern."

"A lot of people are concerned about the way that she's (Britney) writing things. That she's not writing them in a way that sounds normal," she says.

"Let me just explain something real quick: Britney Spears is from Louisiana. And if you're from the South like me, I'm from Alabama, you can read this in a way that's being said in a Southern way."

"I'm gonna read it that way so y'all can understand how she meant to say it."

You have to see her translate them yourself, because now I see it in a completely different light:

Kimberly has done multiple translation videos:

And honestly, I get it now. It makes sense.

So yeah, that's your daily dose of Southernisms for the day.

Now excuse me while I continue to watch Britney enjoy the fruits of her labor. <3