Start 2023 off with a cackle. Check out these funny New Year's jokes, memes
New Year's Eve is rapidly approaching.
It's the time of year for saying goodbye to 2022 and making resolutions for 2023. But most importantly, it's the time of year that presents another opportunity for laughs.
Here are some of the best jokes and memes we could find:
New Year's Memes and TikToks
" Any Plans for New year's eve?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/WP6eTjLRNk— Spinboxe | Meme Creator (@Spinboxe) December 21, 2022
What the hell? It's 2023?#memes pic.twitter.com/MzbyxPqKX0
— ChuckleFrenzy (@ChuckleFrenzy) December 22, 2022
2023 coming in fast pic.twitter.com/lJZlV4wkHQ
— Memes in Space 👾 (@MemesInSpace) December 26, 2022
2023 here we come pic.twitter.com/1ptRkX1YJJ
— my uncle’s meme stash (@myunclesmemes) December 22, 2022
New Year's jokes
Question: What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?
Answer: No one is ever awake to see them.
Q: What's a digital camera's New Year's resolution?
A: 1080p
Q: What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?
A: Social Security.
Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
A: To ring in the New Year.
Q: What is a New Year's resolution?
A: Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Q: What do you make for breakfast on New Year's Eve?
A: New Year's toast, of course.
New Year's one-liners
My New Year's resolution is to see my cup half-full ... preferably with rum, gin, vodka, or moonshine.
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It's a nice reminder of what I did all year.
An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year's Eve. One was charged and the other was let off.
I made a New Year's resolution to stop procrastinating, but I'm going to wait until next year to start.
I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve ... it's Dec. 31.
Funny New Year's resolutions
My resolution for 2023 is to make 100 unique people laugh and film as much of it as I can. And then at the end of the year I'll have 2 videos of people laughing at my jokes and one where people think I'm not funny.
— Baaulp (@Baaulp) December 26, 2022
New Years Resolution 2023
This year I'm going to get in the best shape of my life. A little at a time with a flexible plan. I know for sure there are no quick fixes. #ddtbelieves #share #laugh #funny #selfcare pic.twitter.com/mkeUrrjR8I— Destiny Drive Tee's (@ddtinspires) December 26, 2022
Here's my #2023 resolution list -
1. Throw away smartphone
2. Become a modern age storyteller grandma- who writes her own funny stories and tells them with no 'moral of the story'.
3. Train my ears to hear 'Loved reading your book!' everytime I hear 'Marriage'. #NewYear2023— Praajakta (@Praajakta_) December 15, 2022
Almost a year ago, I created a Twitter account to keep my 2022 resolution: learn to be funny.
In all humility, having succeeded perfectly, Twitter is now collapsing (all this is obviously related).
Be ready, in 2023 I'm coming on TikTok >:D— Palissade (@Preposee_Pal) December 18, 2022
Chris Sims is a digital producer at Midwest DOT. Follow him on Twitter: @ChrisFSims.
This article originally appeared on Journal Star: New Year's Eve: Funny jokes, memes to say farewell to 2022
