Steph Curry has released the ultimate shoe for dads with bad arches

Max Knoblauch
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Oh Steph, what did you do?

Recently released images of Stephen Curry's new sneaker, the UA Curry Two Low, reveal that the 2015 and 2016 MVP is apparently focusing his sights on the lucrative "dad's with cell phone holsters" market.

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With a price tag of $120 (pre coupons), these sneakers are the shoe equivalent of a pad of unmelted butter on a slice of white bread. Of course, the Internet had a field day.

We still love you, Steph. Keep your head up.