Stormy Daniel's description of Trump's penis ruins Mario games forever
We all know by now to expect the completely unexpected in the day-to-day world of the Donald Trump administration. But nothing could have prepared us for this, the day we found out about the overlap between Trump and Super Mario.
A copy of Stormy Daniels' tell-all Full Disclosure fell into the hands of The Guardian, which shared this nugget with the world, illuminating the tryst Daniels had with Trump and forever altering the way we interact with the most popular video game franchise in history.
It's hardly the first time we've encountered a penis in Mario's (allegedly) family-friendly world but it may be the most disturbing.
Nintendo did not respond to a request from Mashable for comment.
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The reaction across the web this morning has been a casual mix of disgust, horror, fascination, and, occasionally, correction.
The inaccurate claim that Toad is “from Mario Kart” will be repeated a lot today pic.twitter.com/8xRjEbke5b
— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) September 18, 2018
i suppose it would actually be weirder if Trump's penis looked like Toad WITHOUT his hat pic.twitter.com/eIsZDoRgsk
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 18, 2018
the real question is what does Toad's penis look like pic.twitter.com/EriMPNYWu6
— David Mack (@davidmackau) September 18, 2018
IMPORTANT UPDATE: I regret it. https://t.co/X1ycew7aW0
— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) September 18, 2018
SARAH SANDERS: The claim by Ms. Daniels that the president's dick resembles Toad from Mario Kart is patently ridiculous. This administration has long ago demonstrated that if his dick looks like any character from that series, it's Birdo. Thank you.
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 18, 2018
BRB, leaping out of a window pic.twitter.com/dLhW6pinkA
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) September 18, 2018
This isn't the Toad newscycle I thought we'd get but it *is* the Toad newscycle we deserve pic.twitter.com/bItRycubsr
— Anthony Smith (@AnthonyBLSmith) September 18, 2018
Here we go. pic.twitter.com/XnTUVsrkBM
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 18, 2018
Of course, we all know the way this inevitably ends, right?
the president is absolutely going to tweet about his Toad shaped dick
— 9 V O L T (@9_volt_) September 18, 2018
God help us, please.
