This Suit-Wearing Dog Is The Best Used Car Salesman We've Ever Seen

Nina Golgowski

Paws down, car buying can be ruff. Fortunately, there’s a pint-sized car dealer who’s eager to help.

Introducing Brus Griffin, an adorable Brussels Griffon who you know you can trust because she’s wearing a suit and tie.

The tiny dog, whose real name is Gilda, is the star of a hit YouTube video this week that shows her peddling cars for the imaginary Brus Griffin’s Motor World. “Our prices are dangerously low because I can’t read!” Brus Griffin boasts while posing in a used car lot. “Should a dog be selling cars? Probably not. Come get yours today before the government catches wind of this and shuts us down!”

If you're in the market for a new car, come on down to Brus Griffin's Motor World! Hi, I'm Brus Griffin of Brus Griffin's Motor World. Steering wheel, round tires, engine included...the list goes on, but this deal ends today!! Come see me, Brus Griffin, and join Brus Griffin's Motor World family! • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #funny #car #carsalesman #mothersday #usedcar #forsale #sunday #BrusGriffinsMotorWorld #suit #suitandtie #fashion #youshouldbuyyourdogasuit

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Brus’ owner, a woman named Steph who also has a second Brussels Griffon named Griff, told HuffPost that inspiration for the commercial filmed last week came after she purchased the child-sized suit for her little breadwinner from a thrift store.

“I buy them outfits sometimes because it’s hilarious and great for the pictures,” she said by email on Wednesday. “It was only $4 and had already paid for itself in laughs before I even got home.”

After putting the suit on the pooch ― which Steph said her dog “actually really liked” ― she said she couldn’t shake off her dog’s resemblance to a car salesman. As for the name, Brus Griffin, she called it “just the slimy car salesman name I used.”

Of course, because they say it’s the suit that makes the man, othervideos posted on Instagramshow Gilda posing as a serious, chair-swiveling attorney, with the “Law and Order” theme song playing in the background.

Have you been a bad dog? Injured while fetching? Call Brus Griffin of Griffin & Griffin Law 💼🗂📞 • • #brusselsgriffon #petitbrabancon #dog #dogsofinstagram #grumpygriffons #lawyer #attorney #law #lawandorder #suit #suitandtie #business #funny #businessdog #ad #dogstagram #doglover #puppy #cute #smile #snaggletooth #sunday #bark #barkbox

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“Have you been a bad dog? Injured while fetching?” the video’s captions asks. “Call Brus Griffin of Griffin & Griffin Law.”

Another photo shows her in a side-by-side comparison to paper salesman Dwight Schrutefrom “The Office” and then again in asales meeting for ― what else? ― tennis balls, compliments of Reddit’sPhotoshop Battles.

Talk about a dog who knows a few tricks.

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