Ted Cruz Favorited A Porn Tweet on 9/11, and the Internet Went Nuts
The American people now know what Texas senator Ted Cruz watches while he masturbates. On Monday night, Cruz pressed “fave” on a porn video and the world hasn’t been the same since.
In the wake of Ted Cruz, or his “social media intern”, favoriting a tweet from pornography account @SexuallPosts, which included a two-minute porn clip in which a woman touches herself while watching two people have sex on a white couch, a sexy yet precarious scenario from a stain-potential standpoint.
Below is the tweet in question. It is, obviously, not safe for work because it is the pornographic video that Ted Cruz jerked off to.