Twitter Is Obsessed With A Rumor That Shakira Discovered Her Husband Cheated Because Of Strawberry Jam, And The Memes Are Very, Very, Very Good
I have a wild story that has pretty much taken over Twitter.
It involves Shakira, her ex, and some strawberry jam.
Yep, strawberry jam!
To begin, in case you didn't know, Shakira and soccer star Gerard Pique broke up last year after 11 years of marriage.
There's been allegations of Pique cheating, and Shakira seemingly referenced it in a "diss" track called "BZRP Music Sessions #53" that came out last week.
The lyrics are, uh, definitely pointed:
It looks like she even called Pique out for leaving her alone with his mom as her neighbor...oh Mylanta!
Also, the part about the treasury is about a tax evasion scandal we found out about last year.
But the wildest allegation yet is about Shakira, some detective work, and her love of good ol' strawberry jam.
Take this with a grain of salt, but it has totally taken over the Shakira/Pique discourse.
According to Shownews.today, Shakira allegedly discovered Pique was cheating when she came home from a trip only to find someone had eaten some of her beloved strawberry jam.
The problem with the missing jam is that Pique (and their children) apparently hate jam — therefore, someone else must have eaten it!
While this story isn't confirmed, Twitter has run away with it, and Shakira's strawberry jam has become a meme.
Shakira’s jam watching Piqué’s mistress reach for the jar
From comparisons to Whitney Houston's legendary "It's Not Right But It's Okay"...
shakira looking into her refrigerator
...to Shakira's own "She Wolf" video.
Shakira inside the jam jar investigating how much was missing
Everyone seems to be into Shakira's strawbery jam.
Pique pretending he likes Jam after Shakira asked him about it
And here are some of my favorites:
shakira coming back home hungry asf for some strawberry jam
Shakira trying to lick the last bits from the bottom of her jam jar
Pique stopping the girl eating Shakira's jam
Things that don’t lie according to Shakira:1) hips2) jam
Shakira going undercover as jam so she can catch Pique cheating
In conclusion, strawberry jam is apparently important business for Shakira. DON'T TOUCH IT.
Shakira when she found the jam jar
