Towns in NJ: New Jersey plays name game with so many similar sounding, named locations

Oh, you're from Washington, New Jersey. Well, which one?
Oh, you're from Washington, New Jersey. Well, which one?

Thank goodness for Waze.

Not for Jersey residents. We know what we're doing and where we're going, but for out-of-towners, our state can be a little confusing. That's what happens when you have a lot of towns with similar names.

So, right off the bat, let's get a few things straight:

  • No, National Park, New Jersey, is not a national park.

  • The Red Bank Battlefield is nowhere near Red Bank.

  • We don't know where West Brunswick or North Orange are (hint: they don't exist).

These towns just get confusing if not pronounced right:

  • Bellmawr vs. Belmar

  • Moorestown vs. Morristown

  • Oakland vs. Oaklyn

Still scratching your head? Don't worry, we got you covered:

East Coast, represent!

  • East Amwell Township, Hunterdon County

  • East Brunswick Township, Middlesex County

  • East Greenwich Township, Gloucester County

  • East Hanover Township, Morris County

  • East Newark Borough, Hudson County

  • East Orange City, Essex County

  • East Rutherford Borough, Bergen County

  • East Windsor Township, Mercer County

  • Eastampton Township, Burlington County

NJ fair towns

  • Fair Haven Borough, Monmouth County

  • Fair Lawn Borough, Bergen County

  • Fairfield Township, Cumberland County

  • Fairfield Township, Essex County

  • Fairview Borough, Bergen County

It's all about the Benjamin's ... Franklin, that is

  • Franklin Borough, Sussex County

  • Franklin Lakes Borough, Bergen County

  • Franklin Township, Gloucester County

  • Franklin Township, Hunterdon County

  • Franklin Township, Somerset County

  • Franklin Township, Warren County

Be Free, free bee

  • Fredon Township, Sussex County

  • Freehold Borough, Monmouth County

  • Freehold Township, Monmouth County

  • Frelinghuysen Township, Warren County

  • Upper Freehold Township, Monmouth County

Sadly, Ceelo Green isn't from these towns

  • Green Brook Township, Somerset County

  • Green Township, Sussex County

  • Greenwich Township, Cumberland County

  • Greenwich Township, Gloucester County

  • Greenwich Township, Warren County

The Hills are High in New Jersey (well, not really)

  • Atlantic Highlands Borough, Monmouth County

  • High Bridge Borough, Hunterdon County

  • Highland Park Borough, Middlesex County

  • Highlands Borough, Monmouth County

  • Hightstown Borough, Mercer County

  • Hillsborough Township, Somerset County

  • Hillsdale Borough, Bergen County

  • Hillside Township, Union County

  • Hi-Nella Borough, Camden County

Why the Long face?

  • Long Beach Township, Ocean County

  • Long Branch City, Monmouth County

  • Long Hill Township, Morris County

  • Longport Borough, Atlantic County

Game 5: Rapper Meek Mill and the Phillie Phanatic perform before the game.
Game 5: Rapper Meek Mill and the Phillie Phanatic perform before the game.

Meek Mill isn't from NJ, but you'll find these Mill towns in NJ

  • Milford Borough, Hunterdon County

  • Millburn Township, Essex County

  • Millstone Borough, Somerset County

  • Millstone Township, Monmouth County

  • Milltown Borough, Middlesex County

  • Millville City, Cumberland County

Monroe: Marilyn, Gloucester or Middlesex

  • Monroe Township, Gloucester County

  • Monroe Township, Middlesex County

North Jersey isn't the only North in New Jersey

  • North Arlington Borough, Bergen County

  • North Bergen Township, Hudson County

  • North Brunswick Township, Middlesex County

  • North Caldwell Borough, Essex County

  • North Haledon Borough, Passaic County

  • North Hanover Township, Burlington County

  • North Plainfield Borough, Somerset County

  • North Wildwood City, Cape May County

  • Northfield City, Atlantic County

Ocean temp is always right in these Ocean cities

  • Ocean City, Cape May County

  • Ocean Gate Borough, Ocean County

  • Ocean Township, Monmouth County

  • Ocean Township, Ocean County

  • Oceanport Borough, Monmouth County

Rollin' on a River in New Jersey

  • River Edge Borough, Bergen County

  • River Vale Township, Bergen County

  • Riverdale Borough, Morris County

  • Riverside Township, Burlington County

  • Riverton Borough, Burlington County

Down the Shore, everything's alright at these Sea towns

  • Sea Bright Borough, Monmouth County

  • Sea Girt Borough, Monmouth County

  • Sea Isle City, Cape May County

  • Seaside Heights Borough, Ocean County

  • Seaside Park Borough, Ocean County

  • Secaucus Town, Hudson County

You don't need a road trip to head South of the border

  • South Amboy City, Middlesex County

  • South Bound Brook Borough, Somerset County

  • South Brunswick Township, Middlesex County

  • South Hackensack Township, Bergen County

  • South Harrison Township, Gloucester County

  • South Orange Village Township, Essex County

  • South Plainfield Borough, Middlesex County

  • South River Borough, Middlesex County

  • South Toms River Borough, Ocean County

  • Southampton Township, Burlington County

We hope these Union NJ towns don't go on strike

  • Union Beach Borough, Monmouth County

  • Union City, Hudson County

  • Union Township, Hunterdon County

  • Union Township, Union County

George Washington would be proud

  • Washington Borough, Warren County

  • Washington Township, Bergen County

  • Washington Township, Burlington County

  • Washington Township, Gloucester County

  • Washington Township, Morris County

  • Washington Township, Warren County

It's the wild West in these New Jersey towns

  • West Amwell Township, Hunterdon County

  • West Caldwell Township, Essex County

  • West Cape May Borough, Cape May County

  • West Deptford Township, Gloucester County

  • West Long Branch Borough, Monmouth County

  • West Milford Township, Passaic County

  • West New York Town, Hudson County

  • West Orange Township, Essex County

  • West Wildwood Borough, Cape May County

  • West Windsor Township, Mercer County

  • Westampton Township, Burlington County

  • Westfield Town, Union County

  • Westville Borough, Gloucester County

  • Westwood Borough, Bergen County

You'll have a blast on the beach in Wildwood, but which one?

  • North Wildwood City, Cape May County

  • West Wildwood Borough, Cape May County

  • Wildwood City, Cape May County

  • Wildwood Crest Borough, Cape May County

NJ Pine Barrens lead to a lot of Wood towns

  • Woodbine Borough, Cape May County

  • Woodbridge Township, Middlesex County

  • Woodbury City, Gloucester County

  • Woodbury Heights Borough, Gloucester County

  • Woodcliff Lake Borough, Bergen County

  • Woodland Park Borough, Passaic County

  • Woodland Township, Burlington County

  • Woodlynne Borough, Camden County

  • Wood-Ridge Borough, Bergen County

  • Woodstown Borough, Salem County

This article originally appeared on Asbury Park Press: NJ towns: New Jersey town names can be similar, confusing