If you're trying this one out, you'll need to add one new step to your routine, and that's to cover your hands so that you don't get petroleum all over your bedsheets. You can just grab an old pair of socks and pop them on your hands, or, if you're like me, you can invest five dollars in a pair of moisture gloves that are guaranteed to make you look like a mime and freak out your roommates when you go to the kitchen for a drink of water.
Because of the socks, this is definitely the most involved process. But for me, it's absolutely worth it. Oh, and, David, if you're reading this, you suck, and I didn't even want to play Red Rover with you anyways.