TUPATALK: Need some humor in your day? Baseball offers some funny quips
I don’t know why, but traditionally baseball players seem to produce the funniest lines.
Perhaps it’s all that time sitting in the dugout waiting for the next at-bat, the next inning or just killing time as a sub until the manager barks one’s name.
I wanted to share a few of the classic lines to hopefully make your Friday at little more fun.
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“I’m throwing as hard as I ever did, but the ball is just not getting there as fast.” — Lefty Gomez
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore,” — Yogi Berra
“He’d (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.” — Casey Stengel
“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.” — Yogi Berra
“If anyone wants me, tell them I’m being embalmed.” — Casey Stengel
“I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.” — Yogi Berra
“The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield,” — Lefty Gomez
“I was such a dangerous hitter, I even got intentional walks during batting practice.” — Casey Stengel
“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.” — Yogi Berra
“A lot of things run through your head when you’re going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, ’Should I spike myself.’” — Lefty Gomez
“Mr. that boy couldn’t hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.” — Casey Stengel
“You can observe a lot by watching.” — Yogi Berra
“I’ll never make the mistake of being 70 again.” — Casey Stengel
Hope you have a good day.
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