OMFG, Buzz Lightyear Has A Beautiful, Full Head Of Hair
Okay, so the trailer for the new Buzz Lightyear movie came out today. It stars Chris Evans as Buzz.
I’m covered in goosebumps. And will be every time I watch this trailer. Or hear a Bowie song. Or have any thought whatsoever between now and July cause nothing has ever made me feel more joy and gratitude than knowing I’m a part of this and it’s basically always on my mind💙🚀💫
If you are my age (old), then The Buzz we grew up with was this guy:
Now he's a human Buzz, and not just a toy, but still, he's Buzz enough.
It's Buzz 2.0.
HOWEVER. This trailer revealed something huge about Buzz that I never knew before...
HE HAS HAIR.
And it's a beautiful, voluminous, luscious head of hair.
He's always wearing this space suit cap thing and I've never even thought about what might be underneath it. I guess in my head he has always been bald????
BUT NO!!!!! BUZZ HAS HAIR, PEOPLE!!!!!
THERE'S HAIR UNDER THERE!!!!
NO BUZZ CUT HERE. PUN INTENDED. I'M SORRY I'M YELLING.
