Watch and Judge Seth Meyers' Emmys Opening Monologue

Kevin O'Keeffe and Shirley Li

August 25, 2014 at 8:42 PM

Seth Meyers got things started at tonight's Primetime Emmy Awards with a monologue that took aim at network TV's insistence on continuing to award cable and Netflix series, among other targets.

Watch the clip above and judge it for yourself – and make sure to check out our full liveblog here.

This article was originally published at http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2014/08/watch-and-judge-seth-meyers-opening-monologue/379116/

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