Watch Ted Cruz Humiliate Himself By Telling Women What They Want In Bed & Get ROASTED For It

Ariel Messman-Rucker
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Ted Cruz is one of the last people in the world women should take sex advice from, but that didn’t stop the Texas Senator from dolling it out in a new cringe-inducing viral video.

Cruz was speaking at America Fest—an annual event put on by the far-right Christian nationalist group Turning Point USA—alongside a literal who’s who of MAGA die-hards like Glenn Beck, Vivek Ramaswamy, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Roseanne Barr, and Donald Trump Jr, reported Rolling Stone.

In the now-viral video, Cruz is on stage at the event shouting at the top of his lungs about how “unhappy” and “pissed off” the left is.

This feels like projection, Ted. You're telling on YOURSELF.

He then went on to insult all of our intelligence by saying that Democratic women aren’t being satisfied in bed by their liberal partners. “By the way, if you were a Liberal woman, and you had to sleep with those weenies, you’d be pissed too,” Cruz said.

Cruz is the opposite of a panty dropper, so perhaps he should stay in his lane.

Not only is this false on its face, but it’s also factually inaccurate. A 2020 YouGov-Economist poll found that only 35% of women were willing to date someone with different political views, and only 40% of Democrats said they would date across party lines, according to The Hill.

In 2022, the conservative pro-Trump dating app The Right Stuff launched but faced problems almost immediately when it failed to entice female users. This is especially problematic considering the app only caters to straight people, The Conversation reported. It’s almost as if liberal women want NOTHING to do with conservative men who are obsessed with controlling women’s bodies.

The comment section under the viral video posted by journalist Ron Filikowski on X (Formerly Twitter) is full of hilarious comments from users who also got the ick listening to Cruz’s speech.

“Lmao Ted the only time you please your wife is when you leave the house,” one user commented.

“Watching this is contraception,” another person quipped.

“Ted Cruz just mentioning sex made me vomit a little in my mouth,” another person accurately explained.

Cruz also railed against President Biden during his ridiculous speech, claiming the president wears diapers. “We have a president of the United States who, his team carries extra pairs of pants with him when he travels in case he has poopy pants,” he said.

You know you’re reaching when you must resort to childish insults to make your point.

Cruz thinking he and other Republicans are more capable of satisfying women in bed than Democrats is both gross and pathetic—so right in keeping with Trump’s party.

See some of the funniest responses to Cruz's speech below!