The Week contest: Doped Olympics

This week's question: Billionaire Peter Thiel is backing an alternate Olympics called the Enhanced Games, in which athletes will be encouraged to use performance-enhancing drugs. In seven words or fewer, come up with a catchy slogan that could be used to promote this chemically enhanced competition.

Click here to see the results of last week's contest: Trash house

How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to contest@theweek.com. Please include your name, address and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Doped Olympics" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Feb. 20. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the March 1 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Feb. 23. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.

The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.