This week's question: Wealthy executives and other public figures are paying reputation managers to write fake news articles about them that show up high on Google searches, helping to bury real and less flattering news items. In seven words or fewer, please come up with the headline of a fake news article that you would like to appear on Google when your name is typed into the search box.
How to enter: Submissions should be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include your name, address, and daytime telephone number for verification; this week, please type "Fake news" in the subject line. Entries are due by noon, Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan. 14. Winners will appear on the Puzzle Page of the Jan. 24 issue and at theweek.com/puzzles on Jan. 17. In the case of identical or similar entries, the first one received gets credit. All entries become property of The Week.
The winner gets a one-year subscription to The Week.
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