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Charleston, S.C., didn't see as much flooding as authorities anticipated from Hurricane Dorian, though parts of Market Street were under a foot of water.
Charleston, S.C., didn't see as much flooding as authorities anticipated from Hurricane Dorian, though parts of Market Street were under a foot of water.

A tornado-spawning hurricane. A British insult. And a record fine. It’s Ashley. Here’s Thursday’s news, in short.

But first, a thing of nightmares: A rare, two-headed rattlesnake was found slithering around New Jersey. 🐍🐍

Hurricane Dorian spawns tornadoes spawns

At least 10 tornadoes were reported in South Carolina and North Carolina over the past day as Hurricane Dorian approached, adding another layer of worrisome weather threatening nervous residents. Parts of historic Market Street in Charleston, North Carolina, were under a foot of water Thursday as the hurricane continued its advance on the U.S. coast. Hundreds of thousands of coastal residents of the Carolinas packed up to flee their homes or were already gone. Almost 250,000 homes and businesses across the region were without power. As of midafternoon, the eye of Dorian was just offshore of Cape Romain, South Carolina.

Michigan State's handling of Nassar case was 'abhorrent'

Michigan State University will pay a record $4.5 million fine for its poor handling of the Larry Nassar case, the federal Education Department announced Thursday. "What happened at MSU was abhorrent ... so was the university's response to their crimes," U.S. Education Secretary Betsy DeVos said, referring to former MSU and USA Gymnastics doctor Nassar and his boss, former osteopathic college Dean William Strampel. Over and over in a 54-page document, the Office of Civil Rights says MSU knew about issues with Nassar and Strampel and brushed them aside. The outcome of that burying of problems was to create an environment in which female students knew they would not be believed, the report says.

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Nicki Minaj fans are having a meltdown

Nicki Minaj tweeted Thursday that she's "decided to retire" to focus on having a family, promptly setting the interwebs on fire. But is she really leaving music behind? Though the 36-year-old rap diva didn't expand on her tweet publicly, her announcement left fans reeling on Twitter. "PLS SAY SIKE," one person tweeted. "Delete this now," another wrote. Minaj's tweet comes about a month after she announced her plans to marry Kenneth Petty.

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We'd never call you a 'chlorinated chicken'

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had some dietary advice for Vice President Mike Pence: "We’re not too keen on that chlorinated chicken," Johnson told Pence during a meeting Thursday on the prospects of a U.S.-U.K. trade deal. Seems random, but let's back up: During trade deal talks, some British officials expressed concern that U.S. farmers engage in chlorine washing of chickens. The British prime minister used the poultry term as a political taunt against Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn this week. "We have a gigantic chlorinated chicken of our own, here, on the opposition benches,” he told Pence. Oh, and Johnson told Pence that Americans don't eat enough British lamb and haggis.

Real quick

Frats have changed, but only a little

Young men have died in fraternities every year for two decades. They died from alcohol poisoning, extreme physical labor or complications from injuries – all in the name of fraternal brotherhood. Yet Greek initiations roll on. In response, frats banned hard liquor – but mothers of the students who died say that’s not enough. The deaths will keep coming, they say. “It’s certainly not perfect,” one fraternity advocate acknowledged. “We’re dealing with college students.” Recent deaths have increased pressure on fraternities to change and revived an old discussion: Are the benefits of fraternity membership worth the lives of young adults?

Matthew Carrington, a California State University student, died while undergoing fraternity hazing.
Matthew Carrington, a California State University student, died while undergoing fraternity hazing.

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