Woman's tea concoction is an absolute abomination

TikTok’s mission statement is to “to

capture and present the world’s creativity,

knowledge and precious life moments".

It’s a nice idea in theory, but one woman

has proven maybe we don’t need to capture

and present everyone’s idea of creativity.

Michelle, who goes by jchelle36

on TikTok, posted what started

off as an innocent video on April 3.

Michelle’s social media platforms advertise

that she’s an American living in England.

SO SHE EXPLAINED WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE

“THIS AMERICAN” GIRL THAT LIKES TO DRINK TEA .

Strike one is when Michelle pulls

out a container of Lipton Ice Tea Mix.

then horror unfolds as Michelle films

her daughter adding two cups of tang

to the bowl with one cup of Lipton mix.

following by an unspecified amount

of Country Time Lemonade powder.

three ingredients in, Michelle’s tea is at least

253 grams of sugar — one and a fourth cups.

After that, it’s two cups of sugar, “a little bit”

of cinnamon and “a little bit” of cloves.

Instead of boiling water — because why would any part of

this process start making sense at this point — Michelle

microwaves a mug of water and then spoons in the mixture.

Unsurprisingly, people were wildly

unimpressed and vaguely concerned

for the state of Michelle’s teeth