Yes, A Candy Corn Butt Plug Has Arrived Just In Time For Fall
We’re creeping up on spooky season, which means it’s time to gear up for Halloween…and maybe even dabble a little outside of the box in the process.
“Do you hate candy corn? Shove it up your ass,” reads a hilarious product page for Funkit Toys’ candy corn butt plugs.
The company is back with their Halloween-themed treat, just in time for fall. These non-edible replicas of the most controversial candy of the season come in three different sizes — smol, lorge, and Huge — with specific sizing details available on their website, and are made from Shore 0050 silicone.
\u201cEvery year I lead you further from the light. Candy Corn Buttplugs are back.\u201d
— Funkit Toys (@Funkit Toys) 1663373218
Although this isn’t the first time Funkit has offered the item, it seems to cause new waves with every year it is rereleased.
This year, Twitter has definitely been taking notice, as word of candy corn specifically made for your butt has been going viral.
\u201care you even celebrating halloween if you don\u2019t have a candy corn butt plug up your ass????\u201d
— Cherry The Mistress (@Cherry The Mistress) 1663434007
\u201cONE MORE REASON I LOVE CANDY CORN\u201d
— Bryan Fuller (@Bryan Fuller) 1663438467
\u201cNow we just need pumpkin spice lube! \ud83c\udf83\u201d
— \ud83d\udc95 Mistress sissy Lexxi \ud83d\udc95 \ud83d\udd1e (@\ud83d\udc95 Mistress sissy Lexxi \ud83d\udc95 \ud83d\udd1e) 1663511671
\u201cThis is accurate cause it tastes like ass\u201d
— Alcaraz Stan Account (@Alcaraz Stan Account) 1663456351
These limited edition butt plugs are currently available for $39 through the end of October, although they won’t ship til the start of Halloween month.
You can also cash in on Funkit Toys’ offer of free shipping on purchases over $100 if you want to check out some of their other unique options. Or just say funk it and drop $666 on the terrifying Dildevil (available for $69 if you can find a hidden code on the website).
“I hear if you sell your soul to him he’ll make your sex toy company successful,” the page reads. “From a friend. Who definitely didn’t do that. And wasn’t me.”
This is certainly one way to stock up for Halloween!
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