Jeremy Lin following a recent Knicks win. (Getty)
Led by Jeremy Lin's 19 points and 13 assists, the New York Knicks opened the second half of its season on Wednesday with a 120-103 victory over the Cleveland Cavaliers at Madison Square Garden--reigniting the "Linsanity" that had taken a brief respite during the NBA's All-Star weekend.
Yahoo News' own Chris Wilson used a simple computer program to generate an exhaustive list of Jeremy Lin puns. "Really simple," Wilson explained. "I wrote a program to scan through the dictionary and add 'L' in front of every word beginning with 'in.'"
As a public service to headline writers looking for some Linspiration--or those simply in need of a Lintervention--here they are, all 950 of them. You're welcome, America.
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