Florida police officers paid to drink alcohol, eat Doritos on the job

Next Headline...Florida officers clocked at 110 mph testing radar equipment, Doritos and Jim Beam found in patrol car.

Where can I apply for this job? i have years of experience!!

My boss pays me to drink except he doesn't know about it yet.

I don't get it, why Doritos?

cops are so gullable, a cop knocked on my door and said someone called and said my dog was chaseing someone on a bike ,, i said that cant be true because my dog does not have a bike ,,

Are they hiring?

Officer at a traffic stop "Ma'am,your eyes are red,have you been drinking alccohol?"

Woman to officer "Your eyes are glazed..have you been eating doughnuts?"

I volunteer for the marijuana test.

That is nothing In Fredericksburg Va Spotsylvania County Sheriff's Deputies got paid to go into a massage parlor and receive ORAL SEX. How about that?

sir have you had any doritos this evening?

Jim Bean and Doritos way to stay classy coppers....

just go by the local watering hole were these guys go after work, have them take the test right before they head home in their own cars.

Why bother wasting the money, just have some off duty cops stop by the station after a night out drinking and they can blow in the thing. You don't think they drink and drive, oh yeah they do.

They next tested condoms on each other

What next ? Law enforcement officers paid to drink coffee and eat donuts ?

Were the officers allowed to drive themselves home afterwards?

after they drink the booze , did they arrest them for public dunkeness

OK, so wait.. they spent 300$ on the alcohol... where did the other $7700 go?

Sweet government work.

effin' stupid....