Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made the obligatory campaign trip to New York for an appearance on CBS' Late Night with David Letterman Monday night. Here's the clip:
"Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People," ready by Mitt Romney:
10 — Isn't it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?"
9 — What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double Tizzle.
8 — I have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something.
7 — Actually, I'm only here to meet Tom Cruise.
6 — Live from New York, it's Saturday night!
5 — My new cologne is now available at Macy's. It's Mittstified
4 — I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon.
3 — I can do a lot, but even I can't fix the Indianapolis Colts.
2 — Newt Gingrich? Really?
1 — It's a hair piece.
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